My girl Scarlett Johansson was named Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive for the second time. Last time was seven years ago, but this chick keeps the hotness flowing. Time will tell if she ascends into the upper echelon along with JLove and Lacey Chabert, but she’s definitely headed in the right direction. It sucks none of the my top chicks ever get naked, but they sure do in my wet dreams. Here’s some pics to celebrate: