Life sucks. Sometimes someone else’s life sucks more. That makes my life suck less.
I’m busy as shit again, but here’s some mofos failing.
I’m busy again over here, but here’s some fails. I’ll write more when more comes to my mind. Enjoy bitches!
Holy shit, I’m wiped out. Enjoy these fails!
Here’s some fails to start your Friday off. Speaking of fails, I sneezed yesterday and I think I tore my oblique muscle.
I fuckin’ smoked all morning, jerked off at noon and passed the F out. Speaking of fails…
I still feel like I’m gonna shit myself, but at least it’s Friday. Islanders/Rangers tonight means I’m getting wasted. Hopefully I see some hot ass bitches at the bar.
I drank too much last night and took a nasty shit this morning. I think it’s gonna be one of those days…
Lots of fails this week and I know you don’t wanna wade through 100 of them on Friday, so here’s a duuuuuummmmppppp. p0wned and dusted, dirty diaper mustard.
This week seems like it has been extra long. Here’s some fails so you can laugh at other people’s misfortune, you sadistic bastards…