Fail Friday
I fuckin’ smoked all morning, jerked off at noon and passed the F out. Speaking of fails…
Monthly Archives: December 2013
Thong Thursday
Yesterday was Christmas, so I was busy. And lazy. Here’s some asses. I’ll get back on the ball soon.
Cats & Dogs Cause Some People Like Cats & Dogs
Sometimes I stumble across funny pics. Sometimes those pics are of cats and dogs. Sometimes I repost those pics of cats and dogs. Sometimes you enjoy them too. Most times, […]
Booooobs Cause I’m All About Them
Here’s some tits. Enjoy. I know I did.
Phat Tuesday
Holidays shmolidays. Bottom line, I haven’t posted in the last two days cause I’m lazy. I’m looking for this MFC girl’s twitter page to find some sexy pics, but ain’t […]
Fail Friday
I still feel like I’m gonna shit myself, but at least it’s Friday. Islanders/Rangers tonight means I’m getting wasted. Hopefully I see some hot ass bitches at the bar.
Ever Seen a 32 Year Old Shit Their Pants?
It’s Friday. Friday’s are always rough for me because Thursday is All You Can Eat Wing Night at Hooters. $10.99 for All You Can Eat Wings? No-brainer. Besides that, Hooters […]
Ginger Jews Wear Moon Shoes
I just found this pic on the Internet and it reminds me of my boy the Orange Hammer. I bet this guy is chapstick length, chapstick girth. Those fuckin’ moon […]
Thong Thursday
Asses ‘n titties, that’s what I’m all about. Today is all about the asses, though. My boy Baby Joonz is all about those asses that will “swallow” a thong AKA […]
HBK
I’m coming at you with a little sweet chin music right now AKA Shawn Michaels AKA The Heartbreak Kid. I grew up, as I’m sure many people from my generation […]
Stoners 'n Boners 