So I got wasted last night and woke up at like 4am. I turned on the TV to find some crappy Edward Furlong movie that was like the Crow Part 5 or something. Bright side was that Emmanuelle Chriqui was in it. She isn’t in much, but she’s a fuckin’ smokeshow. Like, I’d love to get a spoon, some milk and some Cocoa Puffs and eat cereal out of her asshole. That’s how hot she is. Need proof? Here.