Regretful Morning is having a Pick Up Line contest sponsored by the new movie “21 & Over”. Here are some of my favorites:
I’ve got a dick, and I’ve got a knife. One of them is going in you.
Did your parents work in a farm?? Cause you sure know how to raise cocks!!!
I got an ounce of coke in my pocket and a ten pound tongue with no tastebuds!!!
The winner was
Did you get that dress on sale? Cause at my house it’d be 100% off
Not bad, I suppose. Here’s a link to the contest: Link to the contest