Courtesy of Barstool Sports – NYC we have a good ol’ MFK. Katy Perry, Rihanna and Taylor Swift. On one hand, Taylor Swift has a terrible track record pertaining to break-ups, but I chose to just fuck her and kill Rihanna. Some people might think that’s crazy, but I’ve had a wicked crush on Taylor Swift since the days of yore. And Rihanna just pisses me off for getting back with super-douche Chris Brown. The marry here is obvious. I need Katy Perry’s sweet fun bags in my bed, every night.