So I’m having some stomach issues after eating some greasy stew and I’m passing gas like no other. My allergies are killing me so I take a benadryll and pass it out in my bed. Around 4AM my cats come to wake me up and start scratching my face. Too avoid their claws I pull the sheets over my head and am hit with a wave of flatulence that has been stored up for six hours. I dutch-ovened myself AND I have claw marks on my face.